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Independent housekeeper · Portland metro

Your place, tended like a garden.

Fern & Bucket is one person — me, Nicola. Professional residential housekeeping, the same careful pair of hands every visit, and a clear price agreed before I start.

One grubby window0% clean

Drag a finger across the glass — or let me take care of it.

Go on, wipe the glass. I’ll wait.
  • Solo & owner-run

    One housekeeper — the person who quotes your home is the person who cleans it.

  • Pet & kid friendly

    Careful around paws, small hands, nap times and nervous cats.

  • Licensed & insured

    Fully covered, and the paperwork is yours on request.

The beds I tend

What I do

Three things, done properly. Residential housekeeping is the whole job — no add-ons I don’t stand behind.

  • Recurring home cleaning

    Weekly, fortnightly or monthly. Same person, same rhythm, so nothing has to be explained twice.

  • Deep cleans

    The once-a-year reset. Baseboards, blinds, behind things, inside things, the tops of doors.

  • Move-in / move-out

    Empty rooms taken back to spotless. Photos on request for your landlord, agent or buyer.

Why people stay

The bits that actually matter

  • The same pair of hands, every visit

    You’ll deal with one person: me. I learn which mug is the good one and which door sticks.

  • A clear price up front

    Your online estimate is a starting point — I confirm the price before the first visit, and once we’ve agreed it, it stays put.

  • The right product for the job

    Gentle cleaners where they do the job; bleach and proper disinfectants where they’re what’s needed.

  • Genuinely local

    I live here. I know exactly what a wet January does to a hallway floor.

  • Independent, not a franchise

    No crews, no subcontractors, no head office. Just a housekeeper who takes the work personally.

  • Fully insured

    Licensed and insured, so a knocked-over lamp is a shrug rather than a conversation.

Three steps

How it goes

  1. 1

    Price your clean online

    Pick the type of clean, the size of the place and the state it’s in — the calculator gives you a genuine starting price on the spot.

  2. 2

    Call or text to confirm

    Ring or text (971) 266-1745 with your starting price and a few details — photos help. I’ll confirm the price and a time within one working day, no walkthrough needed.

  3. 3

    Settle into a rhythm

    Same person, same day, a home that quietly stays on top of itself instead of piling up.

Serving the Portland metro & surrounding PNW. If you’re just outside it, ask anyway — I often am too.

Instant estimate

Price your clean

Three quick questions — what kind of clean, how big the place is, and the state it’s in — and you’ll see where the price lands. No visit required.

The number you build is a starting price, not a final bill. It’s usually close — but homes vary: square footage, clutter and the odd tricky corner all move the work. Call or text and I’ll confirm your price before anything’s booked.

Step one

What kind of clean?

Step two

How big is the place?

Two bedrooms

Step three

How is it looking right now?

Your starting price

Starting price: 185 dollars for a standard clean, two bedrooms, lived-in.

A starting price rather than a final figure — for most homes it lands close, though sizes and the odd obstacle can nudge it either way. Call or text (971) 266-1745 and I’ll confirm your price before we book anything. Regular weekly or fortnightly visits usually come in a little under the one-off price.

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Kind words

What people say

  • The same person every visit, and the place always feels genuinely reset rather than just tidied.
    Maren — Sellwood
  • Texted over a few photos, had a confirmed price the same day — and it hasn’t moved since.
    Dev — Beaumont-Wilshire
  • Our dog sleeps through the whole thing now, which tells you most of what you need to know.
    Priya — St. Johns

Placeholder quotes, shown for layout.

Say hello

Get your quote

Ring or text with a few details — bedrooms, bathrooms, and the state of things — and I’ll confirm your price and a time within one working day. No visit needed, no pressure, and once we’ve agreed a price, it stays put.

Call or text

(971) 266-1745

Have your starting price from the calculator handy, plus bedrooms, bathrooms and anything unusual. A few photos by text help me firm the price up fast — and I answer everything myself.

Ring me about your clean